The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @cozbaldwin ever

Recent tweets

@pennjillette Ah ok. Not that u shouldnt spend your $ how u want, but that gold edition is just a scam. Cant wait to hear ur review on PSS!

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@pennjillette Oh Penn, you didn’t get the gold “Edition” edition, did you?

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I’m thinking this might be my new phone. If I can afford it. Hoping I can win one, or something. twitter.com/Android/status…

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@SheCreep Higher Learning was truly amazing. I have to watch that again.

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@SheCreep @MichaelRapaport Just kidding. He’s well deserving of it. Last episode of Louie deserves an award.

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I swear to god, I’m about this close to starting a movement.

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ALL THIS ANGER; UR ALL GONNA BE TAKEN BY THE DARK SIDE! AND NO THATS NOT A RACIAL PUN! Ive just been watching a lot of Star Wars recently…

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Preach!!! It’s helping nothing. It’s making things worse for yourselves and bringing our collective morale down. youtube.com/watch?v=UCmpkL…

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@racecarr How have you gone this long without following me before?!

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@SheCreep :) you got it. I’m relegating you to the leg immediately.

via Twitter for Android in reply to SheCreep from Jenkintown, PA

.@mariabamfoo and @PaulProvenza are playing matchmaker for me as they retweet me. I’m-a show up with 6 ladies on my arm! And 1 on my leg.

via Twitter for Android from Philadelphia, PA

Yo, Baltimore. Calm the eff down! You’re embarrassing everyone.

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Guys (and gals, too, of course)! @mariabamfoo is finally coming back to @HeliumComedy Philly in November. Who’s going with me?

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hiddeninthesand Rob Cantor won a Webby! @robcantor won a Webby! pic.twitter.com/1uuUDLKiEa

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Apr 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@ryanoneillmoon Remember when I first got my HTC One? Before all my pix were purple? timehop.com/c/t:3274564722… pic.twitter.com/ARMLoWCHtb

via Twitter for Android from Pennsylvania, USA

@amazonsmile Hi there, the Smile widgets are not showing the background images at this time.

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@_steveCollins I guess I can see that. Just seems risky to me. Momentum might die before Android version is out.

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@_steveCollins when I posted this, I was mainly thinking of Periscope, which is free, and will end up on both systems. So why not both?

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@_steveCollins I know that’s the main argument, but I don’t buy it. Most big apps end up on both, so why debut on iPhone? = Less explosion.

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It’s 2015. Why are app developers still producing iPhone-exclusive or iPhone-first apps?

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UDPolice Parents: “Don’t do drugs”
Teachers: “Don’t do drugs”
Doctors: “Don’t do drugs”
Cops: “We’re here cause you didn’t listen”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Apr 24th, 2015 via TweetDeck)