WTF…. SNL should not make me tear up!
Way to go, @therealkurtvile!
So proud of Kurt Vile! Sitting down to watch him on Letterman shortly.
@marcmaron you look like a hunchback with dwarfism. No offense, Marc. <3
@skwerl it’s been a running gag on a local radio show that whenever one of the guys makes a bad joke, he says his mic was hacked.
#awkwardpromstory I took my recent-ex-gf to my senior prom. At the end, her new bf picked her up and took her for a weekend at the beach.
Good, I need multiple Michael Keatons right about now. | Scientists report first success in cloning human stem cells http://t.co/Q03rHqwl44
@whalejoey - That Onion article you retweeted was an excellent choice of tweet, Joe. Top notch stuff! You smell good.
Damn, Larry Page calling out Microsoft (Explorer) without reservation. Nice going, Larry! #IO13
@PhillyGossipDN My officemates and I go there all the time — I could eat those dan dan noodles every day. Too bad I follow parking rules!
@ingridmusic I’m gonna say 89. 88 key-shews, no more no less.
skwerl i hope they’re at least putting angelina’s boobs in a museum or something.
This is utterly fascinating and is also the stuff nightmares are made of. http://t.co/273HgIaa4U