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April 2010

Is M.I.A. a slow adult? Or 9 yrs old? Why are her pieces of excrement worshiped so? I never hear anything a talking monkey couldn’t do.

via Seesmic

Q:Dear Coz, What is the meaning of life?Love, … A:There’s no meaning of or to life. We’re acc… http://formspring.me/iam…

via Formspring.me

I’m sick of being dribbled on by my @Wawa 20oz travel mug! SICK OF IT! Can someone tell me where to get a SECURE 20oz+ travel mug?!

via Seesmic

Today, in the obits, a 41 yr old woman is remembered for being an “avid Facebook user.” I am so embarrassed for her.

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@skwerl how is that possible (to be slower but have speed tests show faster)?

via Seesmic in reply to skwerl

Hoorah! Got my American Apparel shirts, or at least most of them. I hope they fit like I’m expecting them to.

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What I NEED is for Facebook to create a “Want” button that can be placed on every person, place, or thing. I will click it a lot.

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@Charizardi no its ok. while i mostly “get” flickr, it does seem overly complicated to me still. i dont really like it much.

via Seesmic in reply to Charizardi

@skwerl Errrm, I dont think you’re allowed to say that….

via Seesmic in reply to skwerl

@EmmaofEngland O_O …….. Jeeeez…. Don’t DO that! I have a bad heart, remember!

via Seesmic in reply to EmmaofEngland

Attn: Old-school wresting fans → RT @TheeBlueMeanie: Check out the cool piece of wrestling memorabilia I have on Ebay! http://ping.fm/g0du4

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@GlenPhillips Ha! Yeah, all press is good press… but OBVIOUSLY the writers never listened to Toad past the singles. :)

via Seesmic in reply to GlenPhillips

@Charizardi LOL — that was incredibly funny. Not that it happened to you but how you wrote it. :)

via Seesmic in reply to Charizardi

@TheeBlueMeanie You can try, but it looks like it’s still up to them to decide if you need one. http://twitter.com/help/…

via Seesmic in reply to TheeBlueMeanie

YahooNews BREAKING NEWS: singer Bret Michaels rushed to ICU with brain hemorrhage http://bit.ly/clY1Pk

via web (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Apr 23rd, 2010 via Seesmic)

Agreed. Blockbuster. “Million Dollar Idea: Twilight for Black People. Think The Wiz with Vampires.” -@chrismcdevitt

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@Laura412 hasn’t your poor cat suffered enough today?

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@LaLindsayMarie Ooh I didnt know you got an acting job! Congrats!

via Seesmic in reply to LaLindsayMarie

I’d like to see Godsmack try to write a song as awesome as “&” ♫ http://blip.fm/~p5btw

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Why does my pinot gregio only call me when I’m at work? On an unrelated note, I really don’t like Godsmack a lot.

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OK… 2nd straight day of fractured-sternum-feeling. Hoping it’s nothing that will interfere with surgery.

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So, yeah… keeping the windows open overnight was not a good idea, apparently, even though it IS the end of April…

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Crazy story… Route #422 Road rage suspect found dead in home - http://abclocal.go.com/w…

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@antiquiet haha. can’t wait to read it!

via Seesmic in reply to antiquiet

Another deep cut from the glory days of the 90’s. Brimful of Asha. ♫ http://blip.fm/~p398w

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Just wasted about 6 hours getting almost NOWHERE with these new Facebook developer tools. SO FRUSTRATED!!!

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Why does it freak me out so much when ppl in a Dr’s waiting room feel the need to talk to others in the room?

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I predict: The new buzz-word of the decade will be “Like” (y’know, if it weren’t already a commonly used word…)

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I’m watching the Facebook and I’m kind of thinking Facebook is about to change the web as we know it.

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@amandapalmer Ya that ambien has some pretty crazy amnesia-inducing qualities, doesnt it? Kinda scary. Cuz at the time, ur totally coherent.

via Seesmic in reply to amandapalmer

It’s 4/20, broski! Let’s get stupid! Tomorrow we’ll shoot meth. ♫ http://blip.fm/~oznom

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@Alyssa_Milano Woah. Nice Apple logo, lady!  (Is this only visible on Apple computers, you think?)

via Seesmic in reply to Alyssa_Milano

Some people like to “stir the pot.” I like to stir the pot-heads. ☮✌☮

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@crackberrykevin It’s hard to be excited for 6.0 when, as a Bold9000 owner on at&t, I still don’t even have 5.0. *grumble*

via Seesmic in reply to crackberrykevin

The cast of “Hey, Dude!” then & now: http://bit.ly/d0uKBN

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Yeah. Kidd Chris knows what I’m talkin’ ‘bout. ♫ http://blip.fm/~oyzdd

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@skwerl …. Or was it a 28.8? I can’t remember, but I was definitely coming off of a 2400 baud.

via Seesmic in reply to skwerl

@skwerl YES. I remember the day I bought my 14.4 modem and couldn’t wait to get home and try to install it myself.

via Seesmic in reply to skwerl

Damn, this was a good-ass song. ♫ http://blip.fm/~oybpp

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I ordered over $100 worth of t-shirts yesterday because I finally found a brand that fits me. American Apparel. Bye-bye non-fitting T’s!

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@skwerl So much of this leak is question-inducing; from the leak itself down to the product. Prolly why Jobs likes to do it all himself.

via Seesmic in reply to skwerl

HOLY CRAP, it really is! “Yep. Here’s the new iPhone: http://gizmodo.com/55201…” -@frucci

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Couldn’t help it. Had to have. I’m so sick of my Digitech one. – Boss VE-20 Vocal Effects Processor http://bit.ly/aGr0HW

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Coding, designing, coding, designing… all last night and all today…. it’s finally taking shape.

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Just got up. Goodbye Saturday.

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@__angelala Well if I was going thru puberty right now this would all be comforting. But it just started last yr and its getting worse! lol

via Seesmic in reply to __angelala

So it seems there is research to suggest hormonal changes may be the cause for my new curly head of hair. Also the hair loss. Awesome/weird.

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@GlenPhillips eehhh yeah, even with pictures, I still get dizzy trying to understand all that…

via Seesmic in reply to GlenPhillips

New TV show title? “It’s Always Vomiting On Us In Philadelphia” http://bit.ly/94YHKO

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@officialjlh Are you planning on getting ur Twitter account Verified?

via Seesmic in reply to WeLoveLatimore

Still got a Myspace? Use it 2 give a Gold Star 2 my GF Angie! She’s auditioning for GLEE! http://bit.ly/aaSnSY

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Implantable defibrillator/pacemaker surgery scheduled: May 3rd

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Q:Who is your favorite band (assuming it’s not… A:Tool. (Honorable mentions go to Sarah Slean… http://formspring.me/iam…

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@officialjlh You need to get this darn account of yours Verified (if you’re real).

via web in reply to WeLoveLatimore

@JulietHuddy Philly, eh? In the mood for some karaoke in the burbs?

via Seesmic in reply to JulietHuddyFox5

@LolaGeek I did catch it. Fascinating how sincere he seems. I’m interested to hear his testimony.

via Seesmic in reply to LolaGeek

@LolaGeek oooh i kinda wanna hear what he has to say. It better be good!

via Seesmic in reply to LolaGeek

http://twitpic.com/1fb7ab - Steve’s got an iPad. Steve’s got an iPad.

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Wow. @ConanOBrien will be doing his show on TBS? What a strange choice. I hope for the best but can’t see this surviving.

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Reason #323 Twitter is amazing: Without it, Ice-T woulda never known who Aimee Mann is and then try to fight her. http://bit.ly/9HfdQF

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And top o’ the mornin’ to you, beautiful folk!

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Dream just before I woke up: Asian girls performing wild backflips, then 3 that hit their heads; head swelled up & popped; body split open.

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@_MR_F_ I hear the venue doesn’t even have those conveyor-belt walkways.

via Seesmic in reply to _MR_F_

@antiquiet Wow. Is it just me, or is this a huge blow to the current obsolete system and a big, big step forward?

via Seesmic in reply to antiquiet

Congrats to Amanda. RT @amandapalmer FREEEE AT LAAAST!!! after 2 long years of legal battle, i’ve been released from the label.

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@amandapalmer With all due respect, if they didn’t figure it out by now, they dont deserve to know nor will they understand why its so good.

via Seesmic in reply to amandapalmer

@amandapalmer AH I knew it! I called it. Mucho congrats to you on your newfound freedom. Use it wisely. Or not, whatever. :)

via Seesmic in reply to amandapalmer

@amandapalmer You finally got dropped (ahem… “released”)???

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@LaLindsayMarie Dude…. thats a damn awesome promotion. I would love something like that around here.

via Seesmic in reply to LaLindsayMarie

Slept thru alarms again. Woke up 2.5 hours after I was supposed to be AT work. Ahhhhhh. I need a bigger alarm. :(

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This is extremely cute/weird/sad/scary/adorable/funny/angering all at the same time! http://bit.ly/ajBE04

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Q:What’s the origin of your name? A:My dad wanted to name me Cozmo. My mom didn’t want that as t… http://formspring.me/iam…

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Ask me something and I might respond. http://formspring.me/iam…

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@SmashThSilence was that a yes or no (re: w/ tally hall)?

via Seesmic in reply to SmashThSilence

@AvohkahTamer Funny. @mikeschoonmaker only remembers them as a cartoon. I must be so old.

via Seesmic in reply to AvohkahTamer

http://twitpic.com/1c5yyz - Look what they brought back!!!! Madballs!!!!

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listening to “Fiona Apple - Angel (Jimi Hendrix cover)” ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~ntw…

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@tallyhall @mikeschoonmaker ohmygod, serious? In Philly? Or where?

via Seesmic in reply to tallyhall

antiquiet Holy obvious, it’s about goddamn time. http://www.huffingtonpos…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:07 PM, Mar 29th, 2010 via Seesmic)

Nope. Gotta miss band practice, too. This pain keeps coming and going; I can’t trust it to stay away. I wonder if I have a tumor…

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hiddeninthesand I added 8 @tallyhall vids from @johnnybrendas in Philly to HITS YouTube including Just A Friend! http://www.youtube.com/u…

via Seesmic (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Mar 29th, 2010 via Seesmic)

Stayed home from work. Still battling this migraine, but woke up 30 mins ago and I think it’s almost gone. Can I make band practice tonite?

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Nevermind. Pain’s come back. Can’t get anything done.

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A migraine has kept me debilitated all day. Pardon me while I catch up.

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